Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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