Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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