It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I got inside last night via doggy door
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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