So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize