the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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