Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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