i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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