pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think pants incapable of making pants work
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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