tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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