'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How naked do you want me to be?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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