i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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