Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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