david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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