I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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