So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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