just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
