Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My hand turned me down
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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