with your own penis?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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