what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
