So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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