my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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