we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I love you. Go after that dick
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