How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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