...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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