Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
