I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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