The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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