Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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