She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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