When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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