I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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