How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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