I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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