all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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