She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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