If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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