he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
