I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize