Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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