okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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