So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The air taste purple.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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