Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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