Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize