no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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