so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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