I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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