So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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