I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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