oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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