That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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