would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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