Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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