You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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